Best Excuses to Get out of Going to Work. Especially on a Monday



Monday's are brutal...wouldn't it be great if they were part of the weekend?  Don't you just wish you didn't have to make up a lame excuse to skip out on work so you could just chill out and enjoy a fat day to catch up on a few season's of House MD on Netflix?  

We do too.  We got to thinking about good excuses to avoid having to work...we came up with a few beauties...Thank you Interweb!

So - in our time of goofy reflection, we have put together a list of the best "Excuses" for missing work.  

These are meant to be a giggle - we hope you don't actually use these!

Enjoy!

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I took a combination of Prozac and Ex-Lax on a dare...I feel like crap but I don't mind.

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I can't come in to work today because I stepped on my glasses and can't see.

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Sorry I'm late, I was at a job interview.   
 
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I was doing the "ice bucket challenge" using my Curb Side Garbage Can...my buddy let it go off the roof and it landed on my head. 
 
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My grandfather's body is being exhumed for a police investigation.    

 

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I woke up in a great mood and didn't want to ruin it by going to work.

 

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I was on the way in to work but missed my turn and decided to keep driving.   
 
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The voices in my head told me to clean all the guns today. 
  
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May not be in to work this week.  My mother-in-law fell down the stairs and died from the fall - I'm a suspect. 

 

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I couldn't figure out to set the time on my microwave clock. 
  
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I ate too much at a party last night and now I feel awful. 
  
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My kids were playing with my car keys and now I can't find them...I can't find my keys either.

 

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The cable company is coming today sometime between 9:00am and 4:30pm.    

 

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My wife came home early last night and found me in bed with another woman...that and I have a few other errands to run.   
 
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Daylight Savings Time confuses me, I thought it was Spring Back, Fall Forward.    

 

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I developed an allergy to Alcohol and broke out in handcuffs.

 

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I've gone blind and I just can't see myself coming in to work today.    

 

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Won't be in to work today, I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang...I answered the iron.   
 
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I was sitting on the toilet too long and my legs fell asleep...when I stood up I fell and broke my ankle.